Lebron James Announces Retirement Thursday. Signs With Oakland Raiders

July 7th, 2010 by Epic Fail Leave a reply »
After much speculation about where Lebron was going, the world was shocked when they heard what came out of James' mouth at his press-conference.

"I have bigger and brighter things to do.  I know I was the greatest of all-time.  My stats back that up."

"One thing I've always wondered is if I could be the greatest Wide Receiver of all-time.  Now, I'm going to let you witness me be the best."

"I was the best in high-school, and I still am.  I AM the chosen one.  And Al Davis has chosen me to be the future of their franchise."

"Jason Campbell needs a go-to-man, the fans aren't buying tickets, and I already have the highest selling jersey in NBA history.  Why not go for the NFL?"

Fans were shocked.  Al Davis promised he didn't sign another Jamarcus Russell.  Lebron swore he would never touch "purple drank."

Questions are flying about what number Lebron will wear.

"I think I'll be number 80.  You know that was Jerry's number?  If I don't win a ring, I may change to number 17.  It depends on how my career starts.  I'm ready for this mov ...

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