NBA Boston Celtics Predictions: More Timid Moves During the Lockout

July 2nd, 2011 by William Russo Leave a reply »
The Big Three will start another season together in Boston. Unfortunately, there will be no games during the season.

Highly touted rookies from Purdue will have their alma mater misspelled as Perdue. Glen Davis will request they bring chicken fingers to practice.

Big Baby will attend the ribbon cutting for an elegant hamburger joint at his new team headquarters in Oklahoma City.

Kevin McHale will trade any Houston Rocket to Boston that Danny Ainge wants. Alas, Kevin Durant and Dwight Howard are not Rockets.

Several rookie Celtics will eat a free meal on Shannon Allen’s cooking show next season. One of the rookies will call Shannon, “Mrs. Allen,” and say she is just like his mother.

Boston Bruins stars will be in the front row for a big game and receive a standing ovation when their faces appear on the JumboTron. Unfortunately, it will be a Revolution game, as the Patriots and Celtics seasons will be canceled.

Dwight Howard will hug Rajon Rondo in their first game together. The game will be at a planking tournament.

Jermaine O’Neal will start. We think he will start a golf fou ...

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