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Lockout in Basketball Mirrors Kris and Kim Kardashian’s Lock-in Honeymoon

August 27th, 2011
Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian’s marriage may be on a collision course with the lockout in basketball. Which one ends first may be the sign that on the court, traveling is back in fashion. On a honeymoon whirl around the world, Kim Kardashian and her dribbling husband are all over ...

Rajon Rondo Will Be the Last Boston Celtic Standing

August 20th, 2011
Celtics fans and media people always engage in wishful thinking. They ignore the cold, hard facts and act like the season is coming soon. Anyone talking about this upcoming season is having a pipedream. After a year of sitting out, the older players will be cooked. We mean the Big ...

Stripped Down Boston Celtics Stars: Players Lock out Team Uniforms

July 9th, 2011
 Boston Celtics players have generally removed their team logos and pictures showcasing their uniforms, in the social network locker room, in light of the lockout. Photos of players in their respective team jerseys are now rarer than hen's teeth. Before your palpitating hearts go on a tear, please bear in ...

NBA Boston Celtics Predictions: More Timid Moves During the Lockout

July 2nd, 2011
The Big Three will start another season together in Boston. Unfortunately, there will be no games during the season. Highly touted rookies from Purdue will have their alma mater misspelled as Perdue. Glen Davis will request they bring chicken fingers to practice. Big Baby will attend the ribbon cutting for ...

Ray Allen and Paul Pierce Star in Boston Celtics’ Adventures of the Hardy Boys?

April 21st, 2011
Fans would like to see Paul Pierce and Ray Allen appear in their own TV series, some kind of thriller with action, violence, suspense and a happy ending. One idea calls for Ray Allen and Paul Pierce to do an updated version of the classic teenage detective series, The Hardy ...

Kendrick Perkins and Charlie of the Boston MTA: Twins of Folklore

April 9th, 2011
To have a folk song written about a man trapped on the Beantown’s transit system 50 years ago proves the power of Boston’s legends. Former Boston Celtic Kendrick Perkins is rapidly reaching the hallowed level of Charlie of the MTA. Without a nickel in his pocket, Charlie could not pay ...

Boston Celtics: Is the Pot of Celtic Gold Now in Washington, D.C.?

March 11th, 2011
Lucky, the Celtic Leprechaun, remains silent about his pot o’gold and whether it will be available for the St. Patrick's Day celebration next week. Earlier in the week, key Celtics players showed up at an expensive Obama fundraiser in Boston, down the Yellow Brick Road from the Garden, but uptown in ...

Rajon Rondo: A Belated Happy Birthday to the Boston Celtics Point Guard

February 26th, 2011
If point guard Rajon Rondo’s name strikes you as familiar, or special, or rarefied, you may be more than a little correct. A rose by another other name smells as sweet (apologies to Derrick Rose). Though Rajon is Latvian for "District", the word “Rondo” has growing resonance in National Basketball Association ...