Marcin Gortat: Half-Man, Half Animal (Satire)

July 1st, 2010 by Brett Roberts Leave a reply »
This slideshow will prove Marcin Gortat's greatness. Clearly, he is going to go down as one of the legendary centers to play the game, and is so tough he makes Chuck Norris whimper and cry. It's hard to pay accurate homage to just how awesome Gortat is. Gortat is sometimes called, "The Polish Hammer," but prefers "The Polish Machine." He frequently has hot models on his arm while in Poland, so we know he is a top flight G, too. Begin Slideshow


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