LeBron James Signs With … Everyone! (Satire)

July 4th, 2010 by Bob Warja Leave a reply »
In a startling conclusion to the most sought-after free agent chase in NBA history, LeBron James has reached agreement to sign with all 30 teams, in one of the most unusual contract arrangements the league has ever seen.

Said NBA Commissioner David Stern: "This is a historic day for the NBA. This landmark deal allows for each of the 30 NBA teams to share in this free agent prize and reap the benefits of 'The King' equally."

As part of the agreement, James will have his salary paid by all 30 clubs, and will alternate games with each team throughout the season.

Here's what LeBron had to say about the signing(s).

"I just couldn't make up my mind — all of the presentations were just so darn endearing", James said wiping away a tear as he spoke. "A King shouldn't just hold court with one loyal subject, he should be free to allow all of his jesters, er, I mean, subjects to kiss the golden ring."

As part of this historic agreement, James gets to annex the Strait of Hormuz, and as such, has agreed to play for the United Arab Emirates league during each summer.

James is expected to help the Persian Gulf Oilers c ...

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