All I Want for Christmas is the Sonics Back in Seattle

January 11th, 2011 by Danny Yusen Leave a reply »
Steve Ballmer
Chief Executive Officer
Microsoft Corporation

Dear Mr. Ballmer,

Steve…can I call you Steve? I know you, or at least I think I do. I know you sold $2 billion of Microsoft stock last month…I know you want to put your stamp on Seattle culture…I know you want to be known as a man who makes things happen.

With that, there is one thing and one thing only I want for Christmas. Are you ready Steve?

No, it is not a million dollars, but that would be nice…

No, it is not a job with the X-Box Group and a free copy of Microsoft Office, which would also be nice…

No, it is not an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle…I probably would shoot my eye out.

The only thing I want for Christmas is to hear the following next winter:

(key in voice of Kevin Calabro)

And now, the starting lineup for your 2011-2012 SEATTLE SUUUPPPPERRRSONICS:

Center: Emeka Okafor
Forward: Trevor Ariza
Forward: David West
Guard: Marco Belinelli
Guard: Chris Paul

Yes Steve, I want you to bring an ...

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