Boston Bruins Fan Gets ‘Jesus Saves’ Tattoo of Christ as a Goalie

July 30th, 2013 by Dan Carson Leave a reply »

Remember that chapter in the Bible when the Boston Bruins were up 3-2 on the Romans and Pontius Pilate tried to go glove-side on the Messiah? 

Me neither, but that didn’t stop one Bruins fan from getting a tattoo of Jesus Christ as a goalie on his leg.

The tattoo is titled “Jesus Saves” and features the Christian Messiah in a Bruins alternate captain jersey. Images of the ink were spotted by Pete Blackburn of The NoseBleeds, and it’s just as ridiculous as it sounds.



So many questions arise after seeing this ink.

“Dear Lord, why art thou—the supreme being—only an alternate captain?”

“Doest the Holy Ghost live inside Patrice Bergeron’s stick?”

“Will thou ever give the Leafs a break?”

As historically inaccurate as the tattoo is, it’s not hard to think Jesus would fare excellently between the pipes. Saving is kind of his thing, and you know he’ll sacrifice for the team.

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