Toronto Maple Leafs: Sticky Situation Has Management Acting Waffle

December 30th, 2010 by Peter Kleiss Leave a reply »
After robbing their followers for decades by combining exorbitant ticket prices with an inferior product, the Toronto Maple Leafs have now added criminal mischief chargers to the bag of tricks they are willing to perpetuate upon their fans.

Joseph Robb has been barred from the Air Canada Centre for throwing waffles onto the ice during a December 20th game, in which the Leafs lost 6-3 to the Atlanta Thrashers. He could face additional punishment in January when he is scheduled to appear in court.

Don’t forget that waffle tossing has been used by terrorists throughout history to instill fear and unsettle governments; their use should only be condoned under strict supervision of trained personnel.

A waffle in the wrong hands can be lethal, especially if it’s a frozen waffle (the worst kind of waffle). I’m sure all of you have had someone you know taken down or injured by one of these traitorous devices.

Their use must stop and stop now.

Anyone who throws contraband onto the ice should be met with swift and proper justice. After all, there is the players' safety to consider.

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