Dear Diary: Worst. Trade. Ever. (Satire)

June 18th, 2010 by Rocket All Habs Leave a reply »
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Dear Diary,

I'm sad. Disconsolate, actually. Filled with dread.

I am so heart-broken. My favorite player was traded yesterday. I'm so depressed that I haven't even updated my website today:

Well, we treat Michael Leighton like a god because he deserves it, dammit!

After the amazing playoff run of my beloved Flyers, I even registered a new domain:

I was going to make the transition to the new site this summer. I had plans to sell subscriptions. Given that Michael Leighton was the sole reason that the Flyers made it to the Stanley Cup finals, I knew it would be so popular.

Oh, Hi Mom. She came down with my favorite Philly cheese steak from Pat's to try to cheer me up.  I'm not in the mood. But the thing is, there was chocolate milk on the tray! Doesn't she know that chocolate milk is Michael's favorite?

I wonder if he will be able to get it in Montreal? Do they have chocolate milk in Canada?

Just thought of something. What am I going to do with all those orange stop signs in the ...

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