What follows is the New York Knicks' offseason dream sequence—my dream, unfortunately, not necessarily that of Jeff Hornacek or the Knicks' executives. Here's hoping the subliminal messages piped into their homes while they're sleeping will work...
Jeff Hornacek lays himself down to sleep in his charming new house on City Island after a lovely housewarming party thrown by the Knicks, who've dubbed him their new head coach (unofficially, per Howard Beck).
Phil Jackson gave the best housewarming gift of all. "Jeff," he said, "I know I still owe you for the '97 and '98 NBA Championships, so to pay you back, I'm gonna let you run that uptempo offense you like so much. Heck, this team should have been running faster for two years already. You need some new free agents to make it work? Say the word."
Michael Jordan came to the party, too, even though nobody had invited him. "Horny," he said, "since those things in '97 and '98 were partly my fault, I'll throw in a present, too. You tell Kristaps Porzingis: The next time he nails a buzzer-beater for a win against the Charlotte Hornets, I' ...
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