Tinder Profiles for Top 2016 NBA Free Agents

June 29th, 2016 by Dan Favale Leave a reply »

It's like the 2012-old adage says: There isn't enough Tinder in NBA free agency.

Though we could deliver you another free-agent rankings or think piece on why Kevin Durant should sign with the Philadelphia 76ers, we decided that creating Tinder profiles for the top 10 available players was a better use of our time.

These obviously authentic (they're not authentic) dossiers are not billboards of desperation. They aren't even players pitching themselves. This summer, with the cap exploding, it's teams that do the groveling. Each of these Tinder pages seeks to explain why—in the players' own, not-at-all made-up words.  

 

Nicolas Batum, Charlotte Hornets

Nicolas Batum isn't supposed to be a flight risk. He and the Charlotte Hornets are expected to agree on a new deal almost immediately. But now the Golden State Warriors apparently view him as their Plan B to Kevin Durant, according to Bay Area News Group's Marcus Thompson.

Can your team offer Batum what he can't get with either Charlotte or Golden State?

 

Kevin Durant, Oklahoma City Thunder&nb ...

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