The Spurs Deserve a Proper Burial, and I’m Here To Give Them One

December 7th, 2009 by Robert Kleeman Leave a reply »
Writer's note: The team has played like garbage for too many stretches of late, so I'm trashing San Antonio to get it to win more games. I hope this hogwash spurs the squad to a double-digit game winning streak and a fifth title. At 9-9, the Spurs boast the worst December record of Tim Duncan's career. No, I don't think he's an "old geezer who can't play anymore."

I swore against this years ago. I know it's stupid.

I'm going to do something no one should ever do to the San Antonio Spurs in December.

Bury them.

As in, I think they're done, ready to be put in a casket for a massive fan viewing.

Get out your shovels. Start digging.

This $80 million team looks more like an El Camino with no transmission than a fancy sports car on the Autobahn.

Richard Jefferson has been invisible in 90 percent of all of the fourth quarters in which he has played. He cannot make his free throws.

Tony Parker is a choke artist. He missed a wide open jumper that would have won the game tonight.

Tim Duncan is an old geezer who can't play anymore. My grandpa would take him to the woodshed, and he ...

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