Watching a Tortoise move barely missed the cut.
BY MICHAEL GANCI
EDITOR
So today, as the Jets try to win their way into the playoffs and as I continue to try to think of new ways to evaluate the Mets and the blog, I started to think about the off season in baseball, and the lack of action that has taken place previously, and of course, the first person I blame is Omar Minaya.
Call me spoiled. The Mets have already come to terms with Jason Bay, and they have even added superstars Mike Hessman, R.A. Dickey, and Henry Blanco, but the majority of us seem to think that there is more work that needs to be done. Watching Omar talk and listening to him speak is downright agitating, to say the least, so I decided to take the Omar Minaya chronicles one step further.
What would I rather do then hear Omar Minaya speak? Let’s look at the nominees.
1) Cover my whole body in paper cuts and dive into a big vat of Lemon Juice.
2) Let my little sister sing me a song by the Jonas Brothers.
3) Watch that video from Junior High of a gargantuan woman giving birth. (PS- That should be on Animal Planet.)
4) Be trapped ...
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