Ron Artest: The Best Thing To Happen to the L.A. Clippers

December 2nd, 2009 by Jose Salviati Leave a reply »
No, that's not a misprint. Ron Artest, Mr. Halftime Hennessy's himself, is the best thing to happen to the L.A. Clippers this year.

The Lakers are the cream of the NBA crop. They have a passionate owner, a dedicated GM, and the winningest coach in NBA history.

As if all that weren't enough, they have the best player in the league. Heck, they probably have five of the best 20 players in the league.

That team is Pamela Anderson: It's stacked.

They are Hollywood. Their players are on TV shows. Their bench mob dates celebrities.

The guy who invented their offense is on their payroll!

This team needs more attention like Pamela Anderson needs a fuller cup size.

The Lakers are a draw wherever they go, as a team or as individuals.

They are the car alarm that goes off at night times 10. Ron Artest is the siren and blinding lights that come after the alarm goes off. One can endure the alarm going off at night, but, when the sirens and light all join in, it's just too much.

Ron Artest and all the baggage he brings is just too much for this Lakers team.

As a player, Artest is just ...

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