NBA Free Agent Rumors: Not So Fast! Why Dwyane Wade Will Stay With Miami Heat

July 5th, 2010 by MIA Sports Guy Leave a reply »

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Dwyane Wade's pre-game ritual - The Rim Pullup -isn't leaving the triple A anytime soon.

 

The Bulls Were Played

Friday afternoon there was a report that Dwyane Wade would be meeting with the Chicago Bulls for the second time.

You could have heard my stomach turning over.

That night there was a much scarier “report” thrown into the wild by ESPN, claiming Wade was now leaning towards signing with the Chicago Bulls.

Every Miami Heat fan proceeded to flip out in an uncontrollable rage and scream random obscenities to anyone that would listen, finished off by a projectile vomit of the night’s dinner on the kitchen wall.

In the name of Larry David, somebody get a sponge .

Step back from the ledge, my friend, because everything is gonna be all right.



As each day passes without significant movement from Wade’s camp, Miami’s case strengthens.

As I’ve always said, the Bulls are not gettin ...

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