NBA Free Agency Thank You Notes

July 11th, 2010 by Armen Dacity Leave a reply »
My crack team of investigators has scoured the trash bins, dumpsters and unguarded files of the NBA to bring to you this exclusive look at some of the thank you notes that have been written in the last few weeks.

And here they are..

Dear Dan,

Thanks for showing the world that I am not, in fact, the biggest douchebag among NBA owners.

Mavs > Cavs!!!


Interesting, huh?  Here's another one:

Dear George and Jerry,

Thank you for the invitation to the Most Hated Owner Club.  Unfortunately, due to a prior engagement, I will be unable to attend.


Revealing, no? How about this one:

Dear LeBron, Dwyane and Chris,

We just wanted to thank you for causing the kind of hysteria that caused our owners to vastly overpay for our services.  There's a fruit basket on the way to you!  Enjoy!

Rudy, Joe and Brendan

Hmmm.... This one tells me a lot:

Dear ESPN,

Thank you for the offer, but I don't think my decision as to what to order at Wo ...

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