Mystery Theatre 3000 Deciphers David Kahn’s Letter

November 18th, 2009 by Kevin Lindsey Leave a reply »

In an effort to ease the pain of Minnesota Timberwolves fans, Mystery Theatre 3000 writers have agreed to interpret President David Kahn’s most recent open letter. 


Dear Timberwolves Fans and Supporters:

Dear people who don’t turn off the television when we play and everyone else.


I am writing this to you while on the plane from Minneapolis to Memphis, on Friday night following our loss to Dallas. We are 1-9, having lost nine in a row. Our record was to be expected—but it will not be accepted.

Big difference, I think.


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