Lost In All LeBron Talk, What Will Free Agent Losers Tell Their Fans?

June 22nd, 2010 by Jeff Newton Leave a reply »
Did you hear the crazy news?

LeBron James, Dwyane Wade, and Chris Bosh all made an informal pact to sign with New Jersey on July 1.

No, that’s not right. LeBron, Bosh, and Amar’e Stoudemire just committed to joining Derek Rose and Joakim Noah in Chicago. They’re practicing introduction high fives and handshakes at Mike Ditka’s restaurant as we speak.

Wait, wrong information. LBJ, Wade, Stoudemire, Joe Johnson, and Dirk Nowitzki all inked deals with the Knicks.

To make room for such high-priced talent, GM Donnie Walsh dumped every player on the current roster for future conditional draft picks. The Knicks roster now consists of five players. Hope no one gets in foul trouble this season.

You get my drift. The speculation often exceeds the actual results in high-profile events like the upcoming NBA free agent period. These next few weeks could shift the balance of power away from those pesky Lakers, however.

Any offseason movers and shakers willing to shell out max contracts can expect happy fans, increased season ticket purchases, and the gift of endless possibilities.

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