LeBron James: Why Not Indiana?

May 24th, 2010 by Hunter McDowell Leave a reply »
LeBron,

Hear me out on this one. Why not Indiana?

Don't even mention this idea to your posse because they will shoot it down faster than Plaxico Burress at a strip club.

Please forget that less than a week ago I called you, "over-hyped, over-marketed, and an overrated basketball player." As well as other harsh comments such as, "saying his name in the same sentence as Michael Jordan , Magic Johnson, or Larry Bird is an insult to some of the fiercest competitors the game has ever seen."

I am sorry and I admit jealousy that LeBron's elbow has more followers than Man Cave Sports on Twitter.

By now every feasible city and team in the NBA are figuring out ways to roll out the red carpet for you, "The King."

Cleveland put together a lame song titled, "We are LeBron," with the lyrics, "Just tell us King, what changes we must make, We'll rename every street 'LeBron' if that's what it takes..."

Los Angeles will hold a, "Bring LeBron to the LA Clippers" rally on May 27th, where all 25 non-Lakers fans will attend to show you love.

Miami has South Beach (touche) and Michael Beasley (sarcasm.)< ...

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