LeBron James to Sign with University of Kentucky Wildcats (Satire)

May 21st, 2010 by Ryan McMonagle Leave a reply »
Lexington, KY—It looks like LeBron James will get his wish to play for a championship with John Calipari as his coach after all. 

According to league sources, the Cleveland Cavaliers' Danny Ferry and UK Athletic Director Mitch Barnhart have agreed on a sign-and-trade that will bring LeBron James to the University of Kentucky for three years with a player option for a fourth year in exchange for a lifetime supply of KFC “Double Down" sandwiches and the expiring contract of 42-year-old veteran actress Ashley Judd.

“You know,” said James, “I’ve always said that my main concern is with winning a championship, and I feel that going to play for Coach Calipari in the SEC will give me my best chance of doing so.”

Calipari had his eyes set on James all along.

“I knew that it was going to be difficult to get to the Final Four and lose this year, what with losing John Wall and DeMarcus Cousins to the draft,” said Calipari.

“So I knew what I had to do: break all the NCAA’s recruiting rules and go get an NBA player who could play both forward and poin ...

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