LeBron James: “The Decision 2,” My Interview With LeBron (Satire)
August 3rd, 2010 by Armen Dacity Leave a reply »After a successful bluff in a late night hand of poker, I won, from Jim Gray, the right to conduct a follow-up interview with LeBron James. Though our television deal, which was to benefit the Cleveland Clinic's new Sports Fan Wing, ultimately fell through, I was able to sit down with The King to discuss life after "The Decision."
Here is the transcript:
AD: "Welcome, LeBron."
LBJ: "Who the Hell are you? You're not Jim Gray. You're about the same height as he is, but you have hair."
AD: "Um... that's right... I'm Armen Dacity. I'm going to be conducting this interview for Mr. Gray today."
LBJ: "And you're with what network."
AD: "BleacherReport.com."
LBJ: "What the f#%@ is Bleacher Report? Oh... whatever. Let's get this over with."
AD: "Great. So, now that some time has passed, how does it feel to be a member of the Miami Heat."
LBJ: "I'm being paid over $100 million to play basketball in South Florida. My biggest problem is deciding whether to buy a house on Palm Beach, Star Island, Ocean Reef, or all three. ...
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