LeBron James Is Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Dumber If He Thinks We’re Dumb

December 28th, 2010 by Patti Dawn Swansson Leave a reply »
So, I'm listening to LeBron James take his size-15 Nike out of his mouth—yet again—and I'm thinking his English teachers at St. Vincent-St. Mary High School in Akron must feel so special and proud today.

After all, it isn't often that your most famous alumnus stands up to tell the world that he's dumber than a bag of Homer Simpsons.

If you missed it, James's mouth was running faster than his brain the other day when he suggested it would be boffo for business if the NBA reduced the number of its franchises. You know, get rid of the runts of the litter. And, hey, let's start with the New Jersey Nets and Minnesota Timberwolves.

It should be pointed out that at no time did the Miami Heat go-to guy use the word contraction in his monologue about contraction, but there was a reason for that.

To wit:

"I had no idea what the word 'contraction' meant before I saw it on the internet," James admitted.

Well, shame on those English teachers at St. V-M. What were they thinking when they allowed young LeBron to goof off in the back row during class? They should have made him sit up straight and pay attention. In ...

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