LeBron James Decision: Picking Miami Heat Will Kill THe New York Knicks

July 8th, 2010 by Ross Lipschultz Leave a reply »

Has there ever been anyone with this much of a stranglehold on an entire sport?

Even Tiger Woods doesn’t attract news like LeBron has of late.

Fortunately, Woods still attracts more Medusa-esque women than James, so he’s got that going for him. 

But when 9 pm EST Thursday strikes, it appears the King will release us all from his grip. All sources indicate that James will leave Cleveland for the warm confines of South Beach to join Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh.

Finally! ESPN can go back to covering real sports.

Like Trick Pool. And dominoes. And bowling.

Oh, wait...

With James picking Miami seeming inevitable, most people would say his hometown would be the biggest loser. James had become the Cleveland economy’s best export, and without him, I imagine the crime rate goes back up above everywhere but Compton.

But even Compton roots for the Lakers.

How ...

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