LeBron James Decision Part II

July 18th, 2010 by mike raffone Leave a reply »
Sources close to the King-Without-a-Ring reported that ESPN will devote another hour covering LeBron James' decision to take his talented flesh to Miami.

This time...to get another tattoo.

Incredulous at first, ESPN never thought Lebron had enough flesh cap room left on his body to possibly accomodate another tattoo.

However, upon further scrutiny, ESPN believed LBJ's anticipated body art announcement warranted another prime time infomercial.

Hoping to avoid the train wreck of last week's Lebron James' Decision Part I, ESPN announced that legendary rocker and tattoo afficianado Tommy Lee would host the event.

Having gone under the needle hundreds of times before, ESPN thought Lee would offer credibility and maturity.

Heavily pierced and more heavily tatted, Lee will ask Lebron the body art questions all of America is pining to know. And maybe, just maybe, this time Lebron will actually remember all of the prescripted questions.

Tommy Lee's interview will purportedly take place on a make-shift stage set in one of South Beach's bevy of ink parlors.

Aspiring tattoo artists throughout ...

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