LeBron James Chooses His Team (Satire)

July 1st, 2010 by Christopher Chavez Leave a reply »
LeBron James has hit the free-agent market. He may not have signed with a team just yet, but he knows what he prefers. For a while, the world has been split on LeBron's possible choice of where to go. It basically comes down to two teams. 

Team Edward or Team Jacob?

The Cavaliers star has decided not to make a decision on which he will side with officially, but reports from Stephen A. Smith and Magic Johnson have noted that James has chosen Team Edward. 

This is contrary to the first reports that LeBron James would decide to be a part of team Jacob from Charles Barkley. The LeBron James camp said their star would not side with team Jacob this early. Team Jacob would most likely mean he will be headed to the Timberwolves. 

Jacob is a werewolf and wolves seem to stick together, but apparently, LeBron James is a one man wolf pack and has decided to move on to Team Edward. He is thirsty although it may not be for blood, but he is quenching for a championship. 

The Team Edward camp consists of the New York Knicks, New Jersey Nets, and the Chicago Bulls. The Miami Heat, Los Angeles Clippers, and Los Angeles L ...

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