(Im)Possible Ways Things Can Get Worse for Boston

January 2nd, 2010 by Loscy Loscy Leave a reply »
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I’ve been out of town for most of the last two weeks traveling to Maine and Virginia for the holidays. During that time, I’ve watched the Celtics rally up against the Magicians on Christmas Day, only then to catch glimpses and read about their recent shortcomings against the Clips, Warriors, and the Suns.

If the Celtics lose again tonight against the Raps, the game may be known as “Patrick O’Bryant’s Revenge-ish Nightmare Massacre.”

Here are some (im)possible ways things can really just get crappier for the Celtics.

Gilbert Arenas shows up unexpectedly in the Celtics’ locker room and shoots KG’s good knee. Kobe Bryant settles out of court with Lucky after a cruise around the Boston Harbor. Glen Davis breaks his other thumb when forced to fight Hedo Turkoglu because Davis thought Hedo was the damn near ugliest animal/monster/villain he’s ever seen. Rondo can’t make the game when his Red Bull car runs out of methamphetamine caffeine. Scal is mistakenly kidnapped by the Notre Dame football fanbase hoping that No. 44 can be the new luck ...

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