Guido State of Mind: Why LeBron James Will Join the Nets Over the Knicks

April 1st, 2010 by Ashwath Krishna Leave a reply »
Before I continue with the substance of the article, I'd just like to ask everyone to take a second and imagine a Jersey Shore version of LeBron. You know, with the blowout hairdo, the tanning bed skin (why a black man would need tanning is beyond me, but imagine it anyway), the roided biceps, engaging in a little pre-game GTL and, above all, fist pumping.

Just a second.

(Fist pumping dance music plays).

Alright, now that's done.

However, as comedic as that image might be, there's something to note in it.

Because, as crazy as it might seem, LeBron James has a genuine chance of signing with the Nets and becoming the King of Guido Central. (Well, until that move to Brooklyn happens).

"You're out of your mind," I hear you saying. "The Nets are a basket case. They've only just managed to avoid being the worst team this year. Their coach and management are a joke. They make your Warriors look like a well-run organisation."

And, of course, "LeBron is going to be a Knick. He loves Madison Square Garden. The Knicks can offer him the most money. Nike will give him more money for living in a big city." And th ...

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