Boston Celtics Courting SHAQ-Tastrophe!

August 5th, 2010 by mike raffone Leave a reply »
The Celtics are courting SHAQ-tastrophe.

Last season’s NBA Finals Runner Ups are flaunting with failure as the Celtics have signed 38 year-old NBA All Star Shaquille O’Neal to a two year contract.

In this coming NBA season, look for a series of SHAQ-tastrophies beginning with a kelly green clad sputtering Big Diesel who will be lumbering down the parquet court of Boston’s TD Bank North Garden.

Already limited in their fast break, an aged Celtics team has added the glacier quick Shaq to their squad…certain to tether itself further to the immovable foundation of Boston’s iconic John Hancock Building.

At first, watch the plodding Planet Cryptonite schmooze teammates with his signature shuck and jive and influence his new Boston friends with a feigned team-first philosophy. However, O’Neal’s game has always been Shaq vs ….. well, everybody else...cause it’s always been all about 7’1” and 335 lbs. of Shaq and his monumental ego!

Then, just wait til December when Shaq Daddy wants more touches and disheartened guards like Rajon Rondo and Nate Robinson howl at th ...

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