Arenas Finds Crossbow Outside Locker, Laughs Hysterically (Satire)

January 5th, 2010 by Christopher Murphy Leave a reply »
In what has become a running joke amongst the Washington Wizards, Gilbert Arenas found a crossbow outside his locker this morning. Arenas, unlike on-looking reporters, thought it was hilarious. 

"Ohh, you got me, Javaris (Crittenton)," Arenas said smiling. "Wait until he sees what I have for him."

Arenas then pulled out a bazooka from his locker to show reporters. 

"Now this is one spicy meatball," Arenas said. 

Arenas and Crittenton have been under scrutiny the last week for drawing guns on each other due to a debt. Arenas, however, has claimed it was just a joke when he left three guns outside the locker of Crittenton. 

"It's a long season, so if drawing artillery on one another keeps you loose, you have to do it," Arenas said. 

Caron Butler was seen loading an AK-47 outside his locker while Antawn Jamison was trying to figure out how his bow-and-arrow works.

"Why do you think this franchise used to be the Washington Bullets," Butler said cocking his rifle. "Shh, I have to go put this outside Fabricio's (Oberto) locker.  That guy doesn't know what's going on."

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