I didn’t hear it on the Doug and Wolf show a couple of weeks ago when Amare Stoudemire was on (you see, I have that cursed thing called work—I mean, if I don’t do it, who is going to teach the kids how to use the subjunctive mood in Spanish?), but I read about it .
He said this:
“They’re simply retarded and that they haven’t been watching my career at all since I’ve been in the league.”
Amare, retarded? Really? So you would say that those of us who wonder if your recent domination is motivated only by your contract status are mentally disabled?
Using Root Quotoshop (a new program I use to touch up statements—no, it’s not really a program, it’s just me making things sound better/more realistic), I came up with this, making what he said less offensive and more realistic, based on our experience with him as fans:
“They’re simply retarded and that they haven’t been confused from watching my career at all since I’ve been in the league.”
Proof of the retardation confusion:
Stoudemire averages 37 ...
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Amare Stoudemire: I’m Not “Retarded” Or Confused Anymore
April 13th, 2010 by Jess Root Leave a reply »
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