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Christian Laettner Says He Would Have Played With Anyone(Humor)

July 21st, 2010
Michael Jordan's comments on Monday and Magic Johnson's today, that they would never have even thought about switching teams to combine their talents with another NBA superstar, have caused quite a buzz amongst those in sports media. But one star is coming out to remind everyone that he would have ...

Sausage Signs With Miami Heat, Infuriating Brewers’ Owner (Satire)

July 17th, 2010
Another piece of the latest NBA superteam was revealed today down in South Beach. The Miami Heat announced today that they had signed the Milwaukee Brewers' Kielbasa to a four year dear at the league minimum. It's being seen as a major coup for Miami to get such a strong ...

The Entire City Of Cleveland To Leave Ohio For Miami (Satire)

July 9th, 2010
"LeBron, we're coming too," began a second letter from Cleveland Cavaliers owner Dan Gilbert. Only hours after he sent a scathing personal letter to fans of the Cavs and media outlets, telling LeBron James how he let down the organization and his home, Gilbert announced the entire city has had ...

GM Of Knicks Unhappy With What Wife Brought Home From Free Agent Market

July 2nd, 2010
New York Knicks president Donnie Walsh waited patiently at the house as his wife came back from the first day of the open free agent market. When she arrived with the groceries, he followed her into the kitchen to see what she brought home. Donnie -  "Hi honey, what did ...

Bucks Secretly Sign All Free Agents While League Distracted By LeBron James

July 1st, 2010
The NBA talk shows and websites have been abuzz the past several months with where exactly LeBron James will end up next season. That buzz has only intensified over the course of the last several weeks, as we come down to the wire on a time when he will have ...

Cleveland Mayor: “Let’s Call City Jamesville, Unrelated to LeBron” (Humor)

June 30th, 2010
He is a man with a vision, and that vision has absolutely nothing to do with NBA free agency.  This according to Cleveland’s mayor Frank G. Jackson, who at his weekly press conference claimed that his idea to officially change the name of his city to “Jamesville” and the fact ...