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Are The Knicks and St. John’s Ready To Bring Basketball Back To New York?

November 30th, 2010
You know you're in New York when you can find a pizzeria on every block, people talk faster than John Wall runs, and every single male above the age of five, and most females can handle a basketball. That's how it goes in New York. We're a basketball town; we love ...

Danilo Gallinari: the Most Important Man in New York Sports

August 29th, 2010
Derek Jeter, Mark Sanchez, Alex Rodriguez, Mark Teixeira, Eli Manning, CC Sabathia, Amar'e Stoudemire, Robinson Cano, Darrelle Revis, Justin Tuck, John Tavares, David Wright. When you think New York superstars, those are the first names that come to mind. And for good reason; these guys are some of the brightest stars in ...

Post-LeBron James Depression: 20 Most Creative Ways To Burn His Jersey

July 27th, 2010
Are you still depressed over Queen James' decision to ditch his hometown, teammates, and most of all team to 'take his talents to South Beach?' Burning his jersey isn't quite giving you the satisfaction it was originally? I've got just the cure- New creative way to burn LeBrick's jersey. I won't ...

NBA Free Agency 2010: Is Amar’e Stoudemire New York Knicks’ Savior or Satan?

July 5th, 2010
When I awoke to the news Friday that the New York Knicks were prepared to offer Amar'e Stoudemire a five-year, $100 million contract I quickly became sick to my stomach. Stoudemire had always been an extremely talented player, but he came with way too many red flags to be a $100 ...

NBA Free Agents 2010: Why New York Knicks Shouldn’t Shoot For The Stars

June 28th, 2010
Former Denver Broncos' tight end Shannon Sharpe had a reputation for letting his mouth run like a faucet. Never was this more apparent then in the days prior to Super Bowl XXXIII when he engaged in a rivalry with Atlanta Falcons' Pro-Bowl corner back Ray Buchanan. Buchanan ripped Sharpe to shreds ...

Dear LeBron James: Why the Chicago Bulls Shouldn’t Be an Option

June 25th, 2010
Dear LeBron James, Italian philosopher Niccolò Machiavelli once wrote, "The end justifies the means." This quote has one simple interpretation: If your objective is good, do what it takes to achieve it. Keep that information in your back pocket for now, LeBron. Take a look at any decade in the history of basketball, ...

Nets Agree To Trade Jay-Z To The Knicks (Satire)

June 25th, 2010
In what's being called "the sign-and-trade heard 'round the world" the New York Knicks have reached an agreement to send Nets' part-owner Jay-Z to The Big Apple. ESPN's John Buchigross (No I don't care that it's spelt wrong) was first on the scene this afternoon reporting this shocking news story. In the ...

Dear NBA GM’s: David Lee Belongs Near the Top of Your Summer Big Boards

June 11th, 2010
Dear NBA GM's, I'm not here to tell you that David Lee is better than Chris Bosh, Amar'e Stoudemire, or even Carlos Boozer, because he's not. I'm not trying to tell you that David Lee deserves a maximum contract this summer, because he does not. However, I am here to tell you ...

Dear LeBron James Haters: Why You Need To Leave the Man Alone

May 15th, 2010
Dear LeBron James Haters, Take a deep breath and think before you talk. LeBron James is the greatest basketball player in the world during the preseason, regular season, and PLAYOFFS. Anybody who can't realize that needs to think about it. Yes, LeBron was bad in Game Five of the Eastern Conference Semifinals, but isn't ...

Dear LeBron James: Leave Cleveland or Regret It the Rest of Your Life

May 15th, 2010
Dear LeBron James, It's time to go. You've spent the last seven years of your life carrying the Cleveland Cavaliers on your shoulders, and when you finally asked for just a little in return, you got nothing. Everybody is entitled to a bad game, but yours proved something. It proved that the Cleveland ...