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Miami Heat: Will the Three Amigos Head for the Border?

July 15th, 2010
Yes, the topic of the week has been LeBron James, Dwyane Wade, and Chris Bosh. Many have spread rumours that they coordinated the whole thing over some beer and chicken during the last season. Whatever you want to call them, whether it's the three stooges, or the three amigos, it doesn't ...

Why Kobe Bryant = LeBron James, Dwyane Wade, and Chris Bosh

July 13th, 2010
These past few weeks have been extremely intense,  with rumours flooding the television and newspapers about a possible Lebron James, and Chris Bosh going to the  Miami Heat. Well the rumours came true and Lebron James and Chris Bosh signed with the Heat this past week. They teamed up with NBA ...

Los Angeles Kings: When Will They Be Crowned?

July 13th, 2010
Are the Los Angeles Kings bound for the Stanley Cup? I can remember when Wayne Gretzky was a part of the Los Angeles Kings and demanded that the management pick up a 50 goal scorer, and a solid defenseman. When Gretzky's request wasn't made, the spiral downwards had begun. Wayne Gretzky wanted ...

Drew Doughty: Is He the Next Bobby Orr?

July 10th, 2010
In a little town in London, Ontario, a little boy had a dream. Drew Doughty always dreamed of being an NHL player since he was a kid and his hockey idol was Wayne Gretzky. Doughty always knew that hard work and determination would eventually bring him to his destiny. Getting drafted second ...

Toronto Maple Leafs: What’s Next?

July 1st, 2010
With the free agency bonanza opening up on July 1, 2010, we saw a lot of moves sizzle across the National Hockey League. One general manager that had various items cooking was Brian Burke. The signing of Colby Armstrong, a Saskatchewan native, hammered the Toronto headlines and immediately sent positive vibes throughout ...

Brian Burke: The Format To Winning Is Crawl, Walk, Run, and Sprint

April 14th, 2010
In a intense yet professional manner, Brian Burke, the general manager of the Toronto Maple Leafs, sat patiently in front of numerous reporters and answered vigorous yet important questions concerning the future.  The questions stemmed from the Kessel trade to who and what the Toronto Maple Leafs may acquire in ...

Imagine: Toronto Maple Leafs in Eighth Seed of Playoffs

April 12th, 2010
Now that the regular season has come to an end, I thought we would take a trip into imaginary land. I've placed the Leafs in eighth seed and set out an exaggerated playoff quest to the cup! Now I know this may seem a little tacky, but hey its been ...

Toronto Maple Leafs Off-Season: Patrick Marleau?

March 23rd, 2010
As the season comes to an end, many ask the question, who will the Leafs sign in hope to make the Stanley Cup Playoffs? I've checked many prospective candidates, and came to a conclusion that Patrick Marleau would fit the bill. Patrick Marleau is 29 years old. He's got a lot of ...

To Toronto Maple Leafs Head Coach Ron Wilson, I Ask, Where are You? (Satire)

March 22nd, 2010
  I always knew it! Ron Wilson, you're the worst coach that's ever been behind a Toronto Maple Leafs' bench. I mean, you sit there, or better yet, you stand there and criticize all these young hockey players that try and represent the Blue and White. You've done nothing to improve the team. ...