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How To Shoot a Jump Shot

December 30th, 2009
  Don’t practice.  Bend your knees violently and sporadically.  Be off-balance. Un-tuck your elbows.  Don’t warm up. Wear a headband.  Wear a sleeveless shirt, preferably with a number on the back.  Shout phrases that you imagine good shooters would shout. Freeball. Shoot at every occasion in games.  Jump as high as possible, regardless of ...