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Calm Down Everybody, Current Cavs Far From Perfect

December 31st, 2009
Before readers get emotional, I'd like to make something clear: I am a huge Cavaliers fan. As with all Cleveland sports teams, I invest a bit too much emotionally in their fortunes. When they win, I get excited and violently masturbate to box scores for hours at a time. ...

NBA All-Decade Team

December 28th, 2009
As the decade comes to a close, I've been bombarded left and right by numerous media outlets with various "best of the decade" lists. One more wouldn't hurt anyone. As the name suggests, the following is my "All Decade" squad. I was originally going to pick ten players - five ...

Five Trades the Cleveland Cavaliers Should Consider

December 27th, 2009
Like anybody reading this, I consider my knowledge of basketball to be better than it actually is. I think of trade scenarios all the time, constantly asking myself what it would take to pry talented veterans off of other teams. Years of running successful teams in the NBA 2K series ...

Cavaliers-Lakers: Christmas in Cleveland? What We Can Learn

December 26th, 2009
Man. That escalated quickly. I mean, that really got out of hand fast. With about five minutes left to go in the fourth quarter, Lakers fans had seen enough. Their team was being bullied in every sense of the word, looking nothing like a defending NBA champion. The always-classy fans ...