The Blackhawks Released a Stupid, Spectacular All-Star Promo for Jonathan Toews

December 19th, 2014 by Dan Carson Leave a reply »

Jonathan Toews is in the mix for Western Conference All-Star honors, meaning the Chicago Blackhawks must, by the very nature of the beast, promote his candidacy to the masses.

Teams usually go about these public relations stunts in a typical, cheesy and pandering fashion. The Blackhawks did just that, and the weird part is, it worked.

Chicago released a 1980s-tinged, technicolor promo Friday asking fans to include the “Canadian dream” on their All-Star ballots. The product is a very dumb but highly entertaining bit involving gratuitous spandex and Toews frowns.



There were also Toews frowns.



Patrick Kane and a few more of Toews' Blackhawks teammates arrive toward to end of the video and endeavor in a number of non-athletic moves you will never fully scour from your mind’s eye. 

Last of all, the video ends with Kane winking while riding an elliptical. Our social media team has crafted a GIF of this moment that you can and should bookmark for later use.



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