Ah, the sweet taste of crack cocaine in the morning. Is there anything better in this world? Screw Folgers, my crack pipe is the best part of waking up. It doesn’t rhyme as well as the old Folgers’ commercial, but it’s certainly more…what’s the word I’m looking for? Delicious. That’s it. Mmmm. Sweet, sweet crack.
See, the great thing about crack is that it’s cheap and…wait a minute. I just realized something. You don’t smoke crack. This is awkward. That also probably means that you don’t think Scottie Pippen is the greatest Chicago Bull ever. You probably think it’s John Paxson.
I mean, how many Finals clinching game winning shots did Scottie Pippen have? Zero. Or maybe you think it was Jerry Sloan, who played for the Bulls for 10 years and was the first Chicago Bull ever drafted. Or maybe you think it was that other guy, Michael what’s his face. How many regular season MVP trophies does Scottie have? Zero. How many scoring titles? Zero. What about defense? Scottie was always considered a great defender. Surely, he ha ...
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